Dear

You,

You know I love you. I didn't like you at first, but after getting to know your ass, I really got to like you. You're officially a part of our special group now. But you have to see that your ass is being stupid as fuck. We've been there for you, and we were so nice and caring to you. We gave you advice, which you did not take. But still, we let you go your own way. We thought you'd wake up from your SICK fantasy. After experiencing it twice, can't you see you're being FUCKING STUPID? What kind of guy, that reallllly "loves" you, pulls that kind of shit on you? Are you serious? We told you TWICE, to leave him before it was too late. But did you listen to us? Nope. And look where you are now... stuck in a shithole. We were so happy, when you told us that you were single. We really were. I really felt like giving you some kind of big present, to congratulate you. But I guess you still didn't wake up. Where do you even get the fucking nerve to ask me if you should date him again? Seriously, I thought you were smarter than that. This is why you get to know someone for more than 2 days, before going out with them. I don't know if it was because you were lonely and desperate, so you thought you loved him. But I think you just fell hard, and now you can't get back up. Dating, imo, is supposed to be something slow and sweet. You should atleast get to know what kind of person they are. Go on a few dates, yknow? 2 days just doesn't cut it. I don't care if you know his birthday, how many siblings he has, and his number. That doesn't say anything about him. A few phone calls here and there? Filled with silence? No. Even though I do love you, I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING YOU. And I promise, if you do get back together with him this time around... no one's gonna be there to pick you up. I can GUARANTEE that.