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I hate itches. Anyways!! Today's Tuesday, tomorrow's Wednesday, and then it's Thanksgiving Break! Who's going to school tomorrow o_o... he he he. :3 I love those riddles, and Dahee's been telling me so many!! I love her. Hehehe, I will share them with you or.. only Chloe?? T_T


A man goes to a party, and everyone is served refreshments. He drinks half of his cup, and dashes out to an important meeting. The next day, he finds out everyone at the party (who drank) died. How is he alive?

A grandpa is married to a woman he does not love. Since his birthday's coming up, he decides to kill her and run away. He get all of his money and belongings, and goes home. He kills her, stands for a moment, and kills himself. Why?

One day, a man sees an article about a woman that died whilst skydiving. The man knows her husband killed her. How does he know?

B is a waiter. A walks into the restaurant, and B seems a little nervous. B goes to take A's order, and A orders Dolphin Soup. B appears even more nervous. B serves it to him, he's nervous to the point of crazy. A takes one sip, pulls out a gun, and shoots B. Why?

-Psycho Test- There is a wounded soldier. Picture him from the waist up, which 2 places is he wounded? Imagine it. [Answer: if you chose the heart, eye, or brain, you are.. PSYCHO.]